It's No Secret I Love Wine, But...

Tonight, my fiance was ordering some bourbon online (duh), and stumbled upon what might be the most accurate marketing questionnaire of all time:

Wine promotions, beer promotions, LAWYERS?  As its own category??!?  I know it's a stereotype that lawyers are alcoholics, but this is ridiculous.

UPDATE 8:07am: The liquor store near my childhood home just started following me on Twitter.  Is this fame?

UPDATE 9:58pm: