I was curious to see what showed up under a Google search for my name: I wanted to know if potential blog-readers could find the blog and if potential employers could find anything disturbing (not that I do anything disturbing...ever). But I was naive to be worried about this little blog, because I've got bigger problems. This is what came up:
Sooo...I'm already screwed. While this (apparently unfindable) blog could only hurt my chances with homphobic, dinosaur-averse employers who love love love Catcher in the Rye, one Google search of my correctly-spelled name, and bam, I'm a porn store star. No wonder I don't have a job! This store may be "Good for Her," but it's terrible for me. (Do you think I at least get a doppelganger discount?)
P.S. Honestly, I think the part that bothers me most about this result is that people might think I "love cats." THAT'S disturbing.